the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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