If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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