Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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