ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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