Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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