I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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