Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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