What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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