just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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