I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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