Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize
