I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
