i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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