and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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