U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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