Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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