she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
