I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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