Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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