its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
how can u be prego again
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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