my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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