I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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