FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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