Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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