You work out of a Hotel?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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