Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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