So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
