I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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