I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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