Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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