i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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