I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
