this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i out mim tonsoeep
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