Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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