i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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