She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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