K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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