Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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