The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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