He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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