there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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