It's Friday. Sex?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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