we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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