you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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