"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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