New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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