I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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