I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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