Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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