Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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