Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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