best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she smelled like a LAN party
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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