Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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