He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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