If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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