what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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