Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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