ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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