based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just cropdusted the office
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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