You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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