Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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